Touch her butt, roll her blunts and tell her that she’s a cutie patootie

I can honestly say that would be my only purpose in life 

(Source: 420drugsandtits, via satansmokesmeup)

"Wanna smoke?"

the potential beginning of a beautiful friendship (via stonerthings)

(via plant-sex)

"Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody is fucking happy. Nobody has skin made from oil paint and sunlight. Nobody fucking understands this world. Fuck, nobody understands math as much as they claim. You’re here one day and the next you’re not. God? Religion? I’ve learned a lot more about the world by eating acid and swallowing pills. Tell me what your church has done for you? Tell me if you have holes in your mouth from speaking lies? Wanna know the fucking truth? Pity is just another word for pathetic. Drink beer and watch the sunrise from every rooftop. Take photographs naked. Take photographs kissing. Take photographs having sex. Stop making everything about sexuality. Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody really gives a damn if you lost your virginity at fourteen or if you were the president in high school. Wanna know the fucking truth? There is no such thing as the right person. People leave. They change like ocean currents, they leave you with bruises in your calves. And you wanna know the fucking truth? You get better. You learn to love. You find God in between the cracks of a wall when you’re puking your limbs out. You wanna know the fucking truth? Go find it."

something someone should have told me when i was eighteen    (via andie-aWoah (via vanilla-daisies)

Woah 

(Source: irynka, via your-children-are-fuckedd)

Why am I so convinced people actually give a damn!?

girlwitch003-deactivated2014072:
your honestly just an ugly nigger

quickweaves:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

me:image

you:

what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf. i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

BITCH!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOO

STUPID BITCH!!!!! LMFAOOOO!